Saturday, January 27, 2007

Happy belated birthday to me

My birthday was yesterday. I was going to post this last night but just plain ran out of time. Got this from Froggie. I'm slightly confused by the results.





Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius



You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.

Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.

You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.



Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader



Vader Pod
You can tell a lot about someone's personality by checking out what they have on their iPod. As a brain break, I asked my co-workers to ponder this question, "What would Darth Vader have on his iPod." Here's what they came up with.
  • Bad to the Bone
  • I Wanna Be Sedated
  • Love Hurts
  • Dead Man's Party
  • Who's Your Daddy?
  • Black Hole Sun
  • King of Pain
  • Super Trooper
  • Back in Black
  • Ring of Fire
  • Crazy Train
  • Girlfriend in a Coma
  • No More Tears
  • Enter Sandman
  • Hells Bells
  • I Fall to Pieces
  • Don’t Fear the Reaper
  • I Am Iron Man
  • Bad Moon Risin’
  • Anything by Jimmy Buffet. Darth’s a closet Parrot Head.
  • Every Breath You Take
  • Dark Star
  • Star Wars soundtracks (Episodes 1-6)
  • Bill Murray singing, "Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars...!" in a lounge-singer lilt.
  • Bad Boys (theme from Cops)
  • Iron Man
  • Smoke on the Water
  • Smooth Criminal (Alien Ant Farm)
  • Space Oddity
  • Thriller
  • Wanted Dead or Alive
  • Whip It
  • Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
  • Hot Legs
  • Hunk of Burnin' Love
I work with some very creative (and strange) people.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Five random facts about me meme

Meme meme meme! I was tagged by Kevin Stilley.

I've kind of done this recently with another post. Let's see if I can think of 5 more random things.

1. I love spicy food! Although not so much recently with the pregnancy and all. Have to watch it or it comes back to haunt me.

2. My eyes are green but sometimes depending on the light or what I'm wearing some people will swear I have brown eyes, or one green eye and one brown eye or one green eye and one blue eye or any combination there of.

3. I think the following joke is really funny...and I'm not sure why, "Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?....Because it was dead!"

4. I love to play board games - Monopoly and Scrabble are two of my favorites.

5. I learned this recently – YUCATAN in military jargon is an acronym for You're Under Certain Annihilation Throw A Nuke! Trying to work this into my next e-mail at work.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

A taste of paradise

Darling daughter and I went to McDonald's Thursday night for a playdate. I had my first Quarter Pounder with cheese in over a year (I usually order a salad). It was a religious experience. (!!!!!)

Picture Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein singing, "Oh! Sweet mystery of life at least I've found you!!!!!" That was me. I ate all my fries too and I didn't feel one damn ounce of guilt about it either.

If I paused in my chewing, it was only so I could better hear the heavenly choir singing over head. I'm officially at 13 weeks. Gotta love those pregnancy hormones.

Picture: http://www.mcdonalds.com/

Monday, January 15, 2007

Snarky alert

I hate Hollywood award shows. I haven’t watched one in years. Their only redeeming quality is they make for excellent blogging material. Here are a few memorable pics from the 64th Annual Golden Globe Awards.




'Desperate Housewives' star Eva Longoria is lovely and she'd look great no matter what she wore...but what’s with the butt strap? Is this some kind of rip cord and for what?!?!? Is Eva packing some kind of flotation device?


Here we see actress Ali Larter. I am slightly concerned Ms. Larter accidentally put her dress on backwards.



Yeesh! Me thinks Cameron Diaz might be running low on her meds or is she auditioning for an Efferdent commercial?

Pictures: www.foxnews.com

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Junior Joey on board

Okay - it's clown vocabulary time! Circus clowns are sometimes called "Joeys." The nickname , and the classic white face makeup, comes from the Englishman Joseph Grimaldi (1779-1837). With his painted face, he is considered to be the first real stage clown. Today, "Junior Joey" refers to a clown who is under the age of 18.

So...now that you know that, can you guess my little secret? Yes - I am pregnant, in the family way, knocked up, with child, bun in the oven...etc... Currently at 12 weeks and hopefully just coming out of the tired/pukey stage. Our new little "Junior Joey" is due in late July. I'll really be diggin' my clown pants by then - may start wearing them all the time. Here's hoping they'll still fit come July!

BTW - for those of you who know me in real life, now you know why you haven't received a Christmas card yet but don't give up hope! Tired and pukey delayed them but I still plan on sending them out.

It's been hard keeping this a secret. I've missed a lot of good blogging opportunities because I didn't want to spill the beans yet. I officially told my team at work yesterday and everyone was very happy for us. I think it will make things easier for me. Hard to pretend everything is peachy keen when you're struggling not to lose your breakfast all over your keyboard.

Hubby and I are very happy and excited. I will be more excited once I get past this yucky phase. We struggled a long time with the decision to have a second child. We always wanted to have two children but financial worries kept holding us back. It finally got to the point where we had to pick a path. It's still scary but I'm very glad we chose the path we did.

So for my next "trick, " I will become a proud mother again in July - just when I thought my life couldn't get any more complicated. ;-)

Winter update
Winter has finally arrived. The weather man is predicting 3-6 inches for us between now and Monday.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Here I stand…a work in progress

I saw this quiz on a few fellow Lutheran blog sites. I didn’t do so well. I have a confession to make. I wasn’t raised Lutheran – never went through confirmation. I was raised Bible Presbyterian and we didn’t join LCMS until I was in high school.

I understand the basic principles of Lutheranism but when it comes dates and places, presidents and synod mergers/splits…not so much. Hopefully, after seeing my results Aardvark doesn’t revoke my membership in the blog roll! :-O


You are 62% Lutheran! This is most certainly true.

Well, you might be Lutheran, but there's more to learn. You have room for growth in understanding Lutheran terminology and culture. Hopefully you have a better knowledge of the Bible itself. Good thing Salvation is by Grace and not by merit. We can add nothing to what God has done for us in Christ Jesus. But it never hurts to learn a little more about the church on earth. Thanks for taking the quiz!

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Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The most scariest time of the year

Meeting season…*shudder!*…

January through mid April is meeting season – the time of year when we bring our entire sales force together for a series of conferences. The meetings are part recognition for the past year, part motivational and part butt kicking so they are all on the same page going into the new year. My company is large enough that each distribution channel will have it’s own meeting, and some meetings are reserved only for the super elite sales force.

So anyway, as you can see it’s all very complicated and my department’s job is to help pull these meetings together. The meeting planners – bless their weary souls – handle all the logistics of the what, where and when. The editors – myself included – write scripts, PowerPoints, articles, bios, meeting booklets and pretty much handle any and all written materials.

Meeting season, in a word, is heinous! I feel it sneaking up on me like the monster that stands behind you in a dark room and breathes down the back of your neck…and not in a good way.

BLOG READER: Surely, meeting season can’t be that bad.

DMG: I’m tellin’ ya – it really really is that bad…and don’t call me Shirley.

Once bitten, twice shy
Let’s review. This year will be my third meeting season. Last year a friend and co-worker died during meeting season, Grief is like a hangover. Now, I’m not blaming his death on meeting season itself but his passing certainly didn’t help change my opinion.

The year before was my first meeting season. It was stressful for all the obvious reasons – first time writing for a VP. Oh, and then there was the little added bonus of MY HAIR FALLING OUT! No joke. My immune system went wacko and thought my hair was an invading foreign body. It’s something the doctors call alopecia areata or as I affectionately call it, “…the weird thing that made my hair fall out and nobody knew why...”

Thankfully, it never got to the point where other people noticed (the crying jags were a different story) and yes my hair did grow back. I haven’t had any trouble since (knock on wood). Maybe it was the stress. Maybe it would have happened whether it was meeting season or not. I don’t know - but the point is it happened during meeting season.

It could be worse – it could be raining
I have come to expect nothing but the absolute worst possible scenario when it comes to this time of year. And even if no one dies or my hair doesn’t fall out again there is always the general stress and how some people can be when they are stressed out.

Everyone deals with stress in their own way. I make jokes or when things get really bad I knuckle under and hide in my cube until the work load lightens up. I also go out of my way to be extra super nice and appreciative of other people when I’m stressed simply because I can’t stand it when people take their bad mood out on me.

Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for other people in our department. They get stressed, they get busy, tempers grow short and you would think by the way they act (Drama Queens and Departmental Divas) they are the only stressed out, busy people on the whole floor.

…sigh…

I feel like a prize fighter lacing up my gloves. Even if I win the bout, I know I’m still going to take a beating. So I'm writing this post - part therapy, part venting - thinking if I name my fears and write them down then maybe it won't be as scary as I think it's going to be.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Party animals

How to throw a not so wild New Year's Eve party.

1. Serve cheese fondue with assorted munchies.

2. Cruise channels on TV – settle for Garrison Keillor’s New Year’s special on PBS.

3. Put the kid to bed on time – repeat after she reappears briefly because she was frightened by a noisy snow plow.

4. At 11:40 ask, “What time IS it?”

5. At 11: 55, go to bed but listen to the New Year’s count down on the radio.

6. Give each other a big schmooch, roll over and go to sleep.

7. Listen to the teenagers outside having a midnight snowball fight in their front yard and wonder when did you get so old.

Happy New Year everyone! Hope you enjoy many blessings in 2007!