Another poo-riffic idea from TomKat

Whatever happened to bronzing babies first shoes? I guess your average photo scrapbook is now passé?

The Treasured
Memory of TomKitten's 1st Poop

TomKat may not let you see their baby, but they were happy to have an artist create a bronzed sculpture of her doodoo — or so he says.

Daniel Edwards, the off-kilter artist who shocked many a museum-goer with his extremely detailed Britney Spears birthing sculpture just months ago, says he's created a bronze cast depicting Suri Cruise's first solid stool — and he plans to sell it on eBay for charity, the AFP reports.

This guy calls himself an artist? Sheesh! Give me a can of Play Dough and 15 minutes and I could make you a whole mess of poos.

Perhaps we should give TomKat a list of suggestions for other "firsts" they should immortalize?

1. First temper tantrum in the grocery store.
2. First barf on a non-vinyl surface to be followed by first public barfing and first barf in a moving vehicle.
3. First childhood-parental injury (Mine was a fat lip from a headbutt from a favorite baby doll. Hubby's first was a well timed kick to his...well...you get the idea)
4. First trip to the emergency room.

Can you add to my list? In other news, The Scream, pictured above has been recovered.

Picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream