Sleepless wonder

Baby Boy is officially three months old! A fairly important milestone! It is also important because it means I haven't had a solid-no-interruptions-longer-than-four-maybe-five-hours nights sleep in three months!!! (longer if you count my not sleeping while pregnant).

I guess I have a pretty good excuse for being so....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............Huh?!?!? What?!?!?....tired.

I'm Super Mommy! I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never never...never...let you....forget....zzzzzzzzzzz........huh?!?!? What?!?!?... What were we talking about? Oh yeah!

CUZ I'M A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I mention when I'm tired I get a little slap happy?

You know you're a mom (parent) when...

1. You walk out of McDonald's with a pair of poopy underwear in your pocket.

2. You have hidden from your child in order to eat something.

3. All your funniest stories involve bodily functions.

4. You have a million things on your to-do list and none of them are things for you.

5. Being puked on, peed on or pooped on is no longer a major event.

6. Every day is a new adventure in, "What have I forgotten to do?"

7. All you want for Christmas is a sensory deprivation chamber.

8. It doesn't feel weird to walk into K-Mart and only buy a box of brownie mix and breast shields.