Time to break out the chapstick

The temperature today was 3 degrees, the windchill was -7. Doesn't quite classify as ass chappin' cold yet but it's getting close.

• 30 - 40 degrees = Brisk
• 20 - 30 degrees = Cold
• 0 - 20 degrees = Brrr!
• -5 degrees = Dang!
• -10 degrees = Uhhhnnnn!
• -15 degrees = *&%#@!
• -20 degrees = Ass Chappin' Cold

Anything colder than -20 and I'll kick you and steal your scarf. It’s supposed to get down to -4 tonight with a windchill of -18.

...thinking warm thoughts….thinking warm thoughts…thinking warm thoughts...