Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Some people just really like beef jerky

Here’s a tasty tidbit from The Des Moines Register.

Police investigating beef jerky thefts
www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060104/NEWS01/60104007/1001

Des Moines police are investigating 22 burglaries at Budget Storage Rental Spaces, 2500 S.E. 14th Street, including the theft of 54 cases of beef jerky and three cases of coffee.

So can we assume the individuals responsible are wide awake and painfully constipated?
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know, I think the coffee would negate the effects of the beef jerky.

8:50 AM
Des_Moines_Girl said...

I think if you eat 50 or more cases of beef jerky you would need more than 3 cases of coffee to balance it out.

8:01 PM

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